the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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