spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm at about main and main street
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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