Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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