Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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