i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
