dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
