i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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