I wish i was in the wii world.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
