Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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