did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
