So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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