I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am midnight drunk by noon
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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