He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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