Dual....:-)
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
