Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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