we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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