VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
