I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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