we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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