Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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