I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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