Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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