My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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