I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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