You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
