Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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