Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Someone shit on the floor
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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