so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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