i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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