i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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