Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Boobs speak an international language.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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