It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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