9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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