Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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