I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
