Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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