i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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