Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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