You really coming over, don't trick.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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