if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
