So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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