school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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