I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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