When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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