Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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