Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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