I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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