I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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