if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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