my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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